Meet me, Oscar, the most brilliant, hilarious, and devastatingly handsome dog ever, or that's what my reflection says. Prepare yourself for the most important books you'll ever read. They’re about me, Oscar, the absolute peak of canine perfection. Imagine combining the wit of a stand-up comedian, the intelligence of a rocket scientist, and the devastatingly good looks of a supermodel. Now add fur, a stump of a tail with half the length and twice the wiggle, eyes you could lose yourself in, and dog breath. That’s me.
Every life-changing masterpiece takes you on a whirlwind tour of my greatness. From the way I heroically bark at cows to my deep, world-altering philosophical thoughts on human behavior, you’ll come to understand that I am, in fact, the center of the universe. My human, Mom, is lucky to bask in my glow daily, and you, dear reader, are lucky to now share in my wisdom.
So crack open a book and get ready for awe, inspiration, and laughter—because you're about to experience the mind of the most incredible dog to ever walk the Earth. Trust me, you’ll never be the same again. You don't really need to know what the book is about, because you already know the best part: It's about me!
