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Space Vixen Trek Episode 13: The Final Falafel Paperback – February 2, 2017

by Rainbow Albrecht (Author)
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Two best friends, a nerd and a redneck jock, go on a trip for their summer vacation. As it happens, the nerd has discovered his Jewish heritage and is taking it up to eleven, the jock recently became a devout Muslim, and their destination is none other than Jerusalem.

Religious bickering and romantic rivalry heat things up from the beginning. Then their goofy classmate, traveling with a Christian tour group, goes off the rails and declares himself to be the Second Coming. Then things get much weirder than that.

Will the two friends end up penniless on the streets of Jerusalem? Will the "Messiah" get the tour group following him, or will he get himself lynched? Can nuclear war be averted?

WARNING: Very irreverent and politically incorrect!

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    178 pages
  2. Language
    English
  3. Publication date
    February 2, 2017
  4. Dimensions
    5 x 0.45 x 8 inches
  5. ISBN-10
    1520511094
  6. ISBN-13
    978-1520511092
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The Space Vixen Trek series is all about making science fiction - and sometimes fantasy - as cheesy as possible, all in good fun. The goal is to make it so bad that it's good. I take great pleasure in metafictional pastiche, breaking stylistic rules, and smashing the Fourth Wall to bits. If you enjoy films like Plan 9 From Outer Space, GalaxyQuest, and Spaceballs, you'll get a kick out of Space Vixen Trek.

There's always a super-intelligent nerd and his redneck jock buddy. (You've met these two many times before. Figures like them are ubiquitous in books from the Golden Age of Science Fiction marketed to teens and young adults.) Usually the nerd couldn't get a date to save his life, while the jock is muscular and game-aware and his dance card is always full. Sometimes the jock's girlfriend(s), their classmates, or their comrades in arms are along for the ride too. Their adventures typically include fighting off icky aliens, saving the world, and other cool stuff like that. I experiment with different genres, and in many cases I'm pretending to write from a certain time period, so the stories often have plenty of retro-futuristic nostalgia.

The Final Falafel is a picaresque and politically incorrect adventure set mainly in Jerusalem and the Negev Desert. This takes the Blazing Saddles approach to religion - there's something to offend almost everyone. The three major Abrahamic religions - Judaism, Christianity, and Islam - are especially on target, though it takes shots at many others. Some plot elements are derived from Scientology, Thelema, and Norse Paganism. Themes include fanaticism, romantic rivalry, prostitution, Jerusalem Syndrome, terrorism, alien invasion, the Palestinian Intifada, and the Israeli nuclear arms program (in particular, the Samson Option is a contingency plan to destroy the world if Israel ever loses a war). Basically, it contains everything you're not supposed to talk about in casual conversation.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published (February 2, 2017)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 178 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1520511094
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1520511092
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 7.1 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.45 x 8 inches

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Rainbow Albrecht

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Rainbow's parents met during the Summer of Love. He was conceived and born in the back of a VW Bus. When he was one, they attended Woodstock (Rainbow was particularly impressed by Grace Slick's awesome voice).

As the years went on, his parents brought up their love child to be an environmentally conscious liberal embodying peace in the world. In the fullness of time, he became an environmentally conscious reactionary who believes in peace through superior firepower. Today, he fixes servers for a living but would prefer to be a supervillain plotting world domination on a remote volcanic island.

Becoming a dictator is a tough career change to pull off, so he channels his evil genius into creative writing. Mostly it is science fiction and fantasy parodies, and he aims for the golden mean of cheesiness which makes a story so bad that it's good.

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