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ignaciodemure

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Post Dead Little Creatures You Keep Around The House Here
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 3:34 PM
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i'll go first - a widdle froggie
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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 3:46 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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Around the house: Front yard: one cat; Back yard: Cat, dog, and a bird.

Inside: spiders, I kill 'em but I hate to touch 'em to throw them outside. EWWW.
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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 4:12 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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13 bodies buried in the cellar.
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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 4:25 PM   in response to: sbin59 in response to: sbin59
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We have quite the chicken cemetery out back, although the last one just got dumped in the garbage with the carcasses of the chickens we had eaten. Poor beast.
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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 4:38 PM   in response to: tracihilton in response to: tracihilton
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we have little black ally cat. very keen hunter

scene: poodle's bedroom
time: two in the morning

poodle: what in the name of holy god is that smell?
beetle betty: did you look under the bed?
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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 5:17 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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Re: Post Dead Little Creatures You Keep Around The House Here
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 5:20 PM   in response to: tracihilton in response to: tracihilton
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chicken cemeteries can be really scary at nite.
if you left the house to go to the 7-11
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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 5:28 PM   in response to: tracihilton in response to: tracihilton
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Free Tonight Only---

"i spit on your chicken cemetery'

.....they were dead. people were spitting on them. they were chickens, dead chickens.

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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 6:09 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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I confess I have no idea what your quips refer too...though I'm sure they would have me rolling on the floor laughing if I did!

As far as cemeteries go, my husband being a licensed professional in the industry and also recently ordained (online, natch) I can only say that you spit on fairly, almost, possibly holy ground. Or not.
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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 6:20 PM   in response to: tracihilton in response to: tracihilton
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i am the rooster of nonsense
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Re: Post Dead Little Creatures You Keep Around The House Here
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 6:26 PM   in response to: tracihilton in response to: tracihilton
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traci, don't you remember that awful old spaghetti western
'i spit on your grave' ?
maybe too young
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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 6:27 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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under all circumstances it is safe (and kind) to assume "She's too young." : D
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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 6:33 PM   in response to: tracihilton in response to: tracihilton
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do you remember the movie or not (no fair googling)
you're not too young you're to smart
you're not too young i'm too old

but you are so lame when it comes to some jokes
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Re: Post Dead Little Creatures You Keep Around The House Here
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 6:44 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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Dead mouse in the pool skimmer. Happens every summer. It's either an accident or I have a coven of mice secretly sacrificing their members.
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Posted: Jun 11, 2012 6:50 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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little wild bunnies the stalking cat brings in from the nature preserve across the way, lets them go in the house, then stalks them at leisure.

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