Try this on for size. It's a piece I like to call, “General Questions Thread.”
A thread named G.Q.
Lived off pure luck
A black shoe, a brown shoe
He didn’t give a f*ck
He dressed as he pleased
Said what he wished
Made newbies cry
When their comments got fished
From the barrel
Hey, it’s better than eternal salvation.
To be promised an eternity with G.Q.?
No, thank you.
Worn out miles,
More frowns than smiles
Even when you turn them upside down,
It is what it is
It’s not what it isn’t
But one thing about G.Q.
He’s a whore. A dirty, filthy, used-up whore.
Need I say more?
Okay, then. I’ll say more.
Did I mention whore?
Yeah but I am willing to bet that you could stand up there and go head to head with some rappers about what you know. It is hard to rap about something you do not feel in your heart but that about the GF came from your heart.
Well, my fake name on this forum is Colleen Hooverr. It's a disguise, meant to throw people off form my real name of Colleen Hoover. Only one r.
I think it's working. I do love Colorado, but I know no one there. Although, I did just book (literally three minutes ago) a flight to an Avett Brothers concert for the last Friday of the month in Denver.
Just thinking of how you said your granny cannot figure out how to use a remote control. Well people age at different rates. Some are older at 60 than others at 80.My wife taught yoga up until two years ago. Now she is almost 62 years old and by this time next year she will either be in a wheelchair or using a walker. Arthritis. I am 71 and have to help her up the stairs and in and out of cars. I have hardly changed physically in the last 20 years. All in the genes. I picked by ancestors with care. Time to turn in. Had fun.