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inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:02 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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Hey Cuz up in Alaska, you still there?
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:04 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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You thought that was bad?

Try this on for size. It's a piece I like to call, “General Questions Thread.”

(Clears throat)

A thread named G.Q.
Lived off pure luck
A black shoe, a brown shoe
He didn’t give a f*ck

He dressed as he pleased
Said what he wished
Made newbies cry
When their comments got fished
From the barrel
Of
Mortification.
Damnation.
Hey, it’s better than eternal salvation.

To be promised an eternity with G.Q.?
No, thank you.

Different styles,
Worn out miles,
More frowns than smiles
Even when you turn them upside down,

It is what it is
It’s not what it isn’t
But one thing about G.Q.
That’s true?
He’s a whore. A dirty, filthy, used-up whore.
Need I say more?
Okay, then. I’ll say more.
Whore.
Whore.
Did I mention whore?
Whore.
sbin59

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:05 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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Yeah still trying to fingure out why hoover sucks ;)
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:10 PM   in response to: colleenhooverr in response to: colleenhooverr
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Have you ever tried free style rap?
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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:12 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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Also very very profound. I can understand that style but piwit just leaves me shaking my head and wondering what the hell was just said.
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:13 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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I'm a white girl from Texas.
That is all.
sbin59

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:15 PM   in response to: colleenhooverr in response to: colleenhooverr
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Is hooverr your real name? I have friends in Colorado with that last name.
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:15 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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I don't get poems that aren't meant to be gotten.
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:16 PM   in response to: colleenhooverr in response to: colleenhooverr
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Yeah but I am willing to bet that you could stand up there and go head to head with some rappers about what you know. It is hard to rap about something you do not feel in your heart but that about the GF came from your heart.
sbin59

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:17 PM   in response to: colleenhooverr in response to: colleenhooverr
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That sounds like the title to the next number one country hit
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:17 PM   in response to: sbin59 in response to: sbin59
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Well, my fake name on this forum is Colleen Hooverr. It's a disguise, meant to throw people off form my real name of Colleen Hoover. Only one r.

I think it's working. I do love Colorado, but I know no one there. Although, I did just book (literally three minutes ago) a flight to an Avett Brothers concert for the last Friday of the month in Denver.
sbin59

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:19 PM   in response to: colleenhooverr in response to: colleenhooverr
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Actually I think that they spell theirs Huver.

Denver huh? Isn't that mile high or rocky mountain high or something like that...
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:21 PM   in response to: sbin59 in response to: sbin59
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Mile high. My little sister lives in Laramie so we are meeting up in Denver to get our rock on.
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:24 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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All my poems come from the heart. <3 Why else would you write poetry?

In my book, the guy who performs slam poetry writes a poem for the girl he likes, but isn't supposed to like. Her name is Layken, but he calls her "Lake."

Anyway, this slam poet performed it for me. You should watch it, it's pretty cool that he did this for me.

www.colleenhoover.com/the-lake/
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:28 PM   in response to: colleenhooverr in response to: colleenhooverr
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Just thinking of how you said your granny cannot figure out how to use a remote control. Well people age at different rates. Some are older at 60 than others at 80.My wife taught yoga up until two years ago. Now she is almost 62 years old and by this time next year she will either be in a wheelchair or using a walker. Arthritis. I am 71 and have to help her up the stairs and in and out of cars. I have hardly changed physically in the last 20 years. All in the genes. I picked by ancestors with care. Time to turn in. Had fun.

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