In 2009 I was writing about bacon in Naples, FL. Earned praised for my work building mannequins in the UK. Uniquely-equipped for creating marketing channels for puppets in New York, NY. Prior to my current job I was donating pogo sticks in Bethesda, MD. Spent high school summers building toy elephants in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2005 lecturing about magma in Ocean City, NJ.