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Ned Kelly

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 7, 2016 3:43 PM   in response to: resteasy in response to: resteasy
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Yes...conjures up a bumbling oaf with crossed eyes...or patches on both...
Marcia L. Maxwell

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 7, 2016 4:04 PM   in response to: Ned Kelly in response to: Ned Kelly
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A lady was bitten and the very pucka newsreader said:

"This morning a women on Sydney's north shore was bitten on the funnel by a finger-web spider..."

"Ahem...I'll read that again..."


Had to look up "pucka". :D

Oh, how I love language!
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amb50

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 7, 2016 5:02 PM   in response to: B.L. Alley in response to: B.L. Alley
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Ok. More powerful = Her eyes were deep, dark mineshafts. That is tight writing. Perhaps too much?
DDKimberley

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 7, 2016 5:40 PM   in response to: amb50 in response to: amb50
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"He fell into the darkness of her eyes."
james c. price

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 8, 2016 12:43 AM   in response to: Ned Kelly in response to: Ned Kelly
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Her deep dark brown eyes sucked me into them.

I have a Margreatavill tee shirt. But my blender is broke.

None of your blunders will ever equal mine, on a live feed, every friend I had was chatting. I was typing to this Redhead about the problems she was having was her boyfriend. " Has he touched you gently lately"? And spell check came up with ANOTHER word. the chat got real quiet.

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acornwriter

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 8, 2016 12:17 PM   in response to: james c. price in response to: james c. price
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No wonder I love this forum. Starting the week with a good hearty laugh. Cute, cute, cute...
acornwriter

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 8, 2016 12:22 PM   in response to: acornwriter in response to: acornwriter
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OMG... lovin' all these jokes. Indie authors amaze me. Cream of the crop.
jamesfc

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 8, 2016 1:12 PM   in response to: acornwriter in response to: acornwriter
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Yep, if Ned starts a new thread most readers usually end up choking with laughter.... or sometimes just choking. There have been two reported deaths so far and Ned has had to spend a lot of time at the local police station..........

James
Ned Kelly

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 8, 2016 3:21 PM   in response to: jamesfc in response to: jamesfc
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Ha! Talk about the pot and the kettle - they still have your photo on the wall at the Runaway Bay Police Station. Actually you look quite suave with a blacked out tooth and twirly mustache...the dart point holes give you a sort of...woodworm look.

Cheers

Ned
Elodie

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 8, 2016 3:24 PM   in response to: Ned Kelly in response to: Ned Kelly
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When you're finished, please re-write this story as a comedy -possibly under a penname.
That sentence is hilarious, and needs to be used!!
jamesfc

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 8, 2016 4:23 PM   in response to: Ned Kelly in response to: Ned Kelly
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Aww Ned, wish you hadn't mentioned that. Somebody's tracked it down and put it on Facebook. Now it's gone viral and my wife is threatening to divorce me. Wot will I do?

Your ex friend James
james c. price

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 8, 2016 4:35 PM   in response to: Ned Kelly in response to: Ned Kelly
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I'm doing a second edit on my book. But I can't seem to get anything done. I keep finding my blunders, and looking for new ones in this thread.

Jim, Just in case, this Jim, I have a spare couch here at my daughter's house. Deep in the swamps of NW Louisiana. We could collaborate as we co-write ' Bayou Alligator stories' of Survival.

JCPrice
jamesfc

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 8, 2016 11:16 PM   in response to: james c. price in response to: james c. price
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I've always wanted an alligator as a pet. At least he won't post pictures of me in Police Stations......

Janes
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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 9, 2016 1:28 AM   in response to: Ned Kelly in response to: Ned Kelly
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It wasn't until I was editing a sex scene that I fully appreciated there's only one letter's difference between 'rapture' and 'rupture'.
openhearted

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Re: I made a Bludner today
Posted: Aug 9, 2016 5:50 AM   in response to: Notjohn in response to: Notjohn
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No peering in public, please.
Very funny, Ned & Notjohn.
Your comments are excellent.
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