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Joseph M Erhardt

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My first "organic" fan mail (fr. a reader I don't know) - someone pinch me!
Posted: Sep 25, 2017 6:17 AM
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Wow. Didn't know it felt quite this good. Almost better than the first time having sex.

:)

Edit: Thanks to all the commenters. Looks like some of this humor just writes itself, no? :)

Edited by: Joseph M Erhardt on Sep 26, 2017 9:52 AM
writerbn

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Re: My first "organic" fan mail (fr. a reader I don't know) - someone pinch me!
Posted: Sep 25, 2017 7:41 AM   in response to: Joseph M Erhardt in response to: Joseph M Erhardt
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Joseph M Erhardt wrote:
Wow. Didn't know it felt quite this good. Almost better than the first time having sex.

:)

Congratulations! Now wait until you get DMs from fans asking you very personal questions...
Brad the wronger

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Re: My first "organic" fan mail (fr. a reader I don't know) - someone pinch me!
Posted: Sep 25, 2017 8:30 AM   in response to: Joseph M Erhardt in response to: Joseph M Erhardt
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It's all great until some cretin starts harassing you with perverse emails every morning.
Mrs Julia Evans

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Re: My first "organic" fan mail (fr. a reader I don't know) - someone pinch me!
Posted: Sep 25, 2017 9:11 AM   in response to: Joseph M Erhardt in response to: Joseph M Erhardt
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Joseph M Erhardt wrote:
Wow. Didn't know it felt quite this good. Almost better than the first time having sex.

The word 'almost' didn't go unnoticed! :)

If you now have an 'organic fan', does that mean you had genetically modified ones before?

Just thinking aloud. J ;)
Moshe Ben-Or

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Re: My first "organic" fan mail (fr. a reader I don't know) - someone pinch me!
Posted: Sep 25, 2017 8:08 PM   in response to: Joseph M Erhardt in response to: Joseph M Erhardt
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Almost better than the first time having sex.

"Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe."

Sorry, couldn't resist.
Moshe Ben-Or

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Re: My first "organic" fan mail (fr. a reader I don't know) - someone pinch me!
Posted: Sep 25, 2017 8:18 PM   in response to: Mrs Julia Evans in response to: Mrs Julia Evans
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If you now have an 'organic fan', does that mean you had genetically modified ones before?

No, they were clearly silicon-based lifeforms, mesmerized by the notion of organic life able to survive on a freezing planet two thirds covered by toxic liquid dihydrogen monoxide. They even have websites:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Amis

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Re: My first "organic" fan mail (fr. a reader I don't know) - someone pinch me!
Posted: Sep 25, 2017 9:46 PM   in response to: Joseph M Erhardt in response to: Joseph M Erhardt
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Congratulations! Enjoy!!
R Butler

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Re: My first "organic" fan mail (fr. a reader I don't know) - someone pinch me!
Posted: Sep 26, 2017 10:00 AM   in response to: Joseph M Erhardt in response to: Joseph M Erhardt
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"Pinch" - it's a good feeling, savour it.
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Re: My first "organic" fan mail (fr. a reader I don't know) - someone pinch me!
Posted: Sep 26, 2017 4:38 PM   in response to: Joseph M Erhardt in response to: Joseph M Erhardt
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Whatever next? A Valentine's card next Feb 14?
Joseph M Erhardt

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Posted: Sep 26, 2017 4:49 PM   in response to: resteasy in response to: resteasy
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resteasy wrote:
Whatever next? A Valentine's card next Feb 14?

Okay, let's hope not. :)
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Re: My first "organic" fan mail (fr. a reader I don't know) - someone pinch me!
Posted: Sep 27, 2017 10:30 AM   in response to: Joseph M Erhardt in response to: Joseph M Erhardt
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Hi Joseph
Just imagine that your first time is reading this message... :)
What a shock!

Robert
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