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inyun

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 22, 2012 3:40 PM   in response to: thetimucuan in response to: thetimucuan
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Timucuan,

Out of all the people on this Forum someone is raising a special needs child. That person is pissed off. Former teachers such as I are pissed off. Priest and Nuns are perturbed.

Talking about eating the kid's lunches was gross. That is like taking a candy bar away from a five year old. Kenny obviously has some king of mental thing going on right now.

You will get the blame for it, but I would not be surprised if Catholic Societies all across the USA got complaints today. He should have erased the thread last night.

Thom

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kennydill

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 22, 2012 3:41 PM   in response to: thetimucuan in response to: thetimucuan
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Apology accepted. Now can we all please get back to writing our own fictions?!
kennydill

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 22, 2012 6:15 PM   in response to: kennydill in response to: kennydill
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I'll stop putting up links to songs the very same second those ****ing songs stop shameleesly plagiarizing ing my way of life. What are my rights?! And, just in case you are deaf, I will post the lyrics here, so the deaf (too) may see, so to speak:






Intro Skit

Someday I'm gonna be walkin down the streets,

mindin my own business.. and BAM!!

I'm gon' be shot by some pig who's gonna SWEAR

that it was a mistake.

I accept that as a part of my destiny!



Si es mi destino morir en la calle como un perro! Hahaha


Raekwon the Chef

Whattup kid? That's right..

Yo.. aiyyo.. aiyyo..



Chorus: Raekwon

Aiyyo let my n_ggas live

We show and prove get paper, catch me in the caper on shrooms yo

Let my n_ggas live

We real n_ggas that's God-body, challenge anything, make major
moves

Let my n_ggas live

We giants, live off the land lions, post with iron, no pryin rules

Let my n_ggas live; aiyyo let my n_ggas live

Handle your bid and kill no kids



Raekwon the Chef

Millionaire feat, whole family eat; yo, y'all n_ggas is weak

Got a bird beak, chirp chirp speak

Kids that's rich that'll, run in your b_tch and by the third week

Yo mark my word, me and my herb speak

That's that fire move like Schwinns yo

Invisible pens that write light, leave blends

Hit with the JF Kennedy shot

Smash with the Acapulco rifle got got

Bolt off, but got clocked

Legendary here, custom made it, sh_t bladed, word up

Design your alphabet, reps get graded

We in get-high saloons, big bag of shrooms, arm's length

Home of Allah's ten big rooms

So what we up in here, modelin large with rigorous moves

Exotic Gods bust my hammer at frauds

Call him a lie merchant, dressed in all red, that's right y'all

Gucci jumper X-5, gettin more head



Chorus



Nas

I scream at the mirror, curse, askin God, "Why me?"

Run in the black church, gun in my hand, y'all try me

I'm God-son, son of man, son of Marcus Garvey

Rastafari irie, Ha-ile Selassie

Police'll try to break us, but the streets raised us

It takes more than metal bars, we destined for ours

I hear murder plans from dopefiends, with elephant hands

Snots in they nostril, the blocks is hostile

There's no pots to piss in, glocks is spittin

Rocks cookin underground bodies stiffin, cops look at bird sh_t

Drop on the window pane, the oxygen is c_caine

It drove lots of men to die with no name

I been on boats, nut down throats, pee on b_tches who famous

Pretty d_ck, puttin stitches in they anus

I'm the animal that Hugh Heffner created

The only n_gga Sade dated, the most hated, Nas n_gga



Chorus


Inspectah Deck

Roughneck reppin the set, bang 'em twice in the neck

C.O. flip and jerk the whole yard rec

Block vets, pop barettas glocks and tecs

You're no threat, gun talk, the language of the project

Checkin shorty with the Black Tail stance, leapord pants

Yellin f_ck her man, makin killings off her lap dance

Plus the young guns runnin the slums, funds is major

Drugged out, got you huntin for crumbs stuck to the razor

Semi-autos roar in the building hall

Symptoms of bloodsport, the slugs are still in wall

Call it a New York state of mind, gotta take mine

In the daytime, the Jakes'll hit ya forty-one times

So I live by the sword and obey hood laws

Make my team click like high heels on wood floors



Chorus







Sorry deaf people, but you still totally miss out on the way they say it (just put your hand on the subwoofer already, you'll get the idea). And the whole ending. It is epic. Don't leave the teatre early... ever... you never know just what happenz in the very last 2nd of a great story. LOL. Sorry couldn't find the transcript. : ( : (



p.s. luckily, my son doesn't even look that black (well, he is half-albino)... he's a shoe-in for president of something...phew!

p.p.s. this is a super-popular song. I'm not a... oh nevermind.


p.p.p.s. i just knew that public schools were good for sumting!!!
kennydill

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 22, 2012 8:27 PM   in response to: potatoandbeans in response to: potatoandbeans
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Nah, Coolleen and I are super-coolleen (for now <fingers crossed while on knocking wood -- but accidentally slapping foreskin (and fore-head, ouchies!) instead>). I finally decided to throw her entire medical record into the trash already (you want a good read?! put that **** up for sale already!!).



Well... so far, so good. No news is good news, that's what I always say.




p.s. I even let her choose our safe-word (not telling -- you'll know it when you hear it -- she's a freak like that).



p.p.s. That is how a gentle man acts toward a lady....
kennydill

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 23, 2012 6:54 AM   in response to: kennydill in response to: kennydill
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Oh, for those who require (nay demand, closure), I didn't go to work on Friday. Woah! Calm down. My whole class was on a field-trip (to the beach). What did you do with your friday?! Score (another) one for the tards!!!




p.s. anyone else notice that new user mtfic and old user theimucuan seem to be the same person? Either that, or they pre-plan their posts. Most readers are not
that stupid guy(s). But, it is quite entertaining to watch... do continue!



p.p.s. the two comments at the top of this page are a couple of sparkly gems, shiny trinkets, if you will, but that thread on writin' outlines is pure gold!
immortali

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 23, 2012 7:18 AM   in response to: kennydill in response to: kennydill
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Are you for real? Or is that an exerpt from a book? I would not want you teaching my child. Your opinions about your students blow!
kennydill

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Posted: Jun 23, 2012 7:26 AM   in response to: mtfic in response to: mtfic
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Just in case the late-edit fairy shows up for a pint, here is what is currently says at the top of the page:




mtfic


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Posted: Jun 22, 2012 2:39 PM


>Kenny, it is EXTREMELY easy to find where you work. You probably really pissed of Tim so I would advise you to drop this before you get sued.





thetimucuan


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Posted: Jun 22, 2012 2:45 PM


>I am NOT going to report him to his school!!!!!!!!!!!

>I just want to be left alone. People who have nothing to do with me or him have lost money because of him already.


>Can't you see this guy is mental?






p.s. mental like a fox.


p.p.s. you have reported this violation about other users, so i do believe you are aware that this is a violation (and you have a lot more at stake than most)


p.p.p.s. maybe bastaborn can magically re-appear and settle this for us, what do you say?


p.p.p.p.s. lance armstrong was a dirty cheat, but at least he managed to win a few races.... geez!


p.p.p.p.p.s. i have no interest in reporting you to amazon (i am not a crybaby), my only goals is to inform your peers of your alleged character. i say good day, sir!
mtfic

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 23, 2012 7:29 AM   in response to: kennydill in response to: kennydill
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Kenneth, I now know you're full name, school, etc. I advise you let this topic die down.
Because when you search Kenny Dill in google, this topic comes up second.
You sir, are screwed.
kennydill

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 23, 2012 7:29 AM   in response to: immortali in response to: immortali
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Maybe you should sleep on that, and try reading it again tomorrow...



p.s. and thanks for thinking it came from a book!! it did... a book from the future... <trippy outro music>
kennydill

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Posted: Jun 23, 2012 7:33 AM   in response to: mtfic in response to: mtfic
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Dude, that is like the least favourite of all my jobs. My lawyer says I should quit already and start writing full time. For all I know, he'll be handing in my resignation on Monday. He's a shoot-first kinda guy. Horrible trait for people; excellent trait for lawyer.
kennydill

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 23, 2012 7:37 AM   in response to: mtfic in response to: mtfic
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How many more poor Dills must you try to pickle?!?
kennydill

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 23, 2012 8:01 AM   in response to: sargeking in response to: sargeking
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@ sarge



Later on in school that's sometimes called a "Teacher's Crush".



Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous in my classes. A lot of these kids have parents that are super-rich and hard-working (doctors, lawyers, astronauts, etc.) and I feel like their kids are pretty neglected in the quality-time department. They are forever trying to sneak up on me and put there arm around me, or nuzzle their foreheads into my shoulder. It is a very tricky situation. They need more male role models in school these days (the feminization of america is just killing you guys, grow a pair already). I just gently push them away, remind them that it is inappropriate, and ask that they return to their work.

It's kinda sad, actually. Too bad most teachers get paid so little. If I ever open a school, I'm gonna pay starting teachers 300K/year, and foster a little competition and accountability already. I'm pretty sure you could forge the smartest kids ever with that sort of system in place. I believe kids are quite fluid and plastic, and any mistakes they make (now or in the future) are 100% due to their parents and their environment when they were growing up.




p.s. so Joey is the cutest because he'll be all hard at work doing addition or something, and then he'll look up from his work and say, "You know, I don't really like you that much." It tugs at my heart everything lol. I just look at him surprised, and then I let my face drop. And he always rushes to say, "Okay, okay, I was just kidding, geez!" It's cool to watch kids just learning how to manipulate people ; ) He must have learned that phrase from his older sister or something.




p.s. I also have permission from many of the parents to hit/slap/spank their children if they are mis-behaving, but I've only had to do that a couple times.
kennydill

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 25, 2012 6:42 PM   in response to: kennydill in response to: kennydill
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So today, Joey called me over to his desk. He said, "I have a secret." Knowing full-well that someone who tells you they have a secret is just dying to divulge said secret, I feign non-interest for maybe three seconds. Next Joey blurts out, "My mommy says bad words when she is in the car."

I bite my lip HARD. I manage to get out, "Oh, really? Whay kind of words does she say?" Then Joey covers his mouth and whispers silently to himself, the whole time giggling uncontrollably.

I love honest kids...
kennydill

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 25, 2012 6:49 PM   in response to: mtfic in response to: mtfic
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I don't cower to bullies. I punch them in the ****. Re-read the thread already. It's all true.

p.s. anyone else notice that new user mtfic and old user theimucuan seem to be the same person? Either that, or they pre-plan their posts. Most readers are not that stupid guy(s). But, it is quite entertaining to watch... do continue!

76year2

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Re: SUMMER SCHOOL BLOWS!!!
Posted: Jun 25, 2012 6:54 PM   in response to: kennydill in response to: kennydill
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I know you didn't read my book, but the part about bullies sounds like you may have.

No I haven't noticed that, theimucuan seems like a much nicer person, or at least a little bit. But don't mind me I like them both.
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