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inyun

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Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:15 PM
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Hey guys you are all here. Why not give us your best shot?
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:16 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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btthomas and Paul the Brit. You out there?
ignaciodemure

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:17 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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i'm lost in the wonder of kansas
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:20 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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Come on hit us with a poem. Maybe Saxon, Traci, Hoverr and everyone else will join in.
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:21 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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I searched through life looking for Dog until I changed my eye ....
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:24 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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someone please, I am on life support f a d i n g.......
sbin59

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:36 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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There once was a guy name of Inyun,
who didn't hold back his opinion.
One night he flat-lined
'cause no one would chime
on Amazon's crazy dominion! ;)
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:42 PM   in response to: sbin59 in response to: sbin59
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Thank Dog for cousins. Hold the fort, I am raiding the General Forum for recruits.
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:43 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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Oh, you mean HERE! Okay, give me a few minutes to perfect my craft. In the words of President Obama...
"I'll be back."
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:46 PM   in response to: colleenhooverr in response to: colleenhooverr
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Alone lived an old man called Inyun
He loved to express his opinion
About war, about politics
“Why, it’s all just bollox!”
But still, we flocked him like minions.
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:47 PM   in response to: sbin59 in response to: sbin59
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Oh sh*t! I totally didn't see yours first. I just plagiarized.
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:48 PM   in response to: colleenhooverr in response to: colleenhooverr
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That was MacArthur (the white guy.)
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:53 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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Hey poodle the Female Brigade is out front taking all the fire. Get your ass out of Kansas.
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 9:53 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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I give up
I suck
My poems are sh*t

I give up
I suck
I've lost my wit

I give up
I suck
I'm not a good fit

I give up
I suck
That's why my last name is Hoover. To suck is my destiny. See? I just f*cked up this poem.
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:00 PM   in response to: colleenhooverr in response to: colleenhooverr
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Damn Colleen,

I forgot that the nursing staff gives poodle his bath and night time meds around 10 pm PST. at the No Nookie Nursing Home.
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