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sbin59

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:32 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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Good night Cuz, sleep tight.

Leave it to a Texan to get their rocks on instead of off! ;)
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:37 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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Goodnight, Thom. Thanks for inviting me to your mini-slam. It was real. It was fun. It was actually real fun.

I <3 you.
colleenhooverr

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 11, 2012 10:38 PM   in response to: sbin59 in response to: sbin59
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;)

Are you guys really related, or is it some term of endearment males use when they're too cool to say "bro?"
sbin59

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 12:21 PM   in response to: colleenhooverr in response to: colleenhooverr
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We are from the same area in Jersey and both have Lenape heritage so we started calling each other Cuz. Because of this, we probably are related somehow.
ignaciodemure

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 2:41 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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there once was an injun named inyun
who captured a sweet vestal virgin

when they got to his tee-pee
she looked at his pee pee

and laughed:
'sure, go ahead, who'd believe me.'
paul105432

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 2:52 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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There was a young poet named Worm
Who never spoke 'cept out of turn
When he opened his spout
The garbage poured out
Discretion he never could learn
ignaciodemure

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 2:59 PM   in response to: paul105432 in response to: paul105432
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none of that rhymes with injun, mr potty mouth
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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 3:15 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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I don't blame you for your ignorance.
ignaciodemure

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 3:20 PM   in response to: paul105432 in response to: paul105432
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how magnanimous. ok, i'll go back to work. i just hate it so much
paul105432

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 3:31 PM   in response to: ignaciodemure in response to: ignaciodemure
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Farewell, my lovely.
jeanetteraleigh

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 5:25 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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On Monday night when I wanted to write
it didn't work at all
At first I was tired and then I was mired
and then I was in a great stall

A stall filled with hay and words I can't say
When Inyun called up the game
With a sigh and a stare I did what I dared
And typed in something insane

Now back I go with pitchfork and hoe
to shovel more words down this screen
But if I work hard and think like a bard
the read-through won't be torturing

as this poem
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 5:40 PM   in response to: jeanetteraleigh in response to: jeanetteraleigh
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Not bad, not bad at all. My Dad was a natural at making up poems. I cannot.
42rthomas

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 7:40 PM   in response to: inyun in response to: inyun
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The Merc of Earth does travel times forgotten.
The guns of days long lost to tortures past
Do ride the waves of portals future.
To sing to lust to love
The ways of mankind’s folly
Of life and death at his own hands.

Late to the thread party.
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 8:18 PM   in response to: 42rthomas in response to: 42rthomas
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Whoaa
inyun

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Re: Calling Mike, piwrit, poodle
Posted: Jun 12, 2012 8:21 PM   in response to: paul105432 in response to: paul105432
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You should not pick on our dear boy.

The Worm might turn.

Thom
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