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mike4128

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At this rate - I'm Going to start writing PORN.
Posted: Jun 26, 2012 1:29 PM
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Kindle (Amazon.com) sells more porn than actual books.

Problem is - it's mixed - in the drama section.

Another problem that needs to be solved -

By Amazon.

Yet, I'm going to stick with Amazon.

Forgive me for saying this, but it really screws-up the rankings.
mike4128

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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 1:30 PM   in response to: mike4128 in response to: mike4128
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How about like the movie industry did 2 decades ago.

Rated: G - R - X.

I forget the actual rankings.

Point made.
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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 1:32 PM   in response to: mike4128 in response to: mike4128
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End of stream.

Awaiting actual authors thoughts.

:).
mike4128

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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 1:47 PM   in response to: mike4128 in response to: mike4128
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She came quietly to me.

As I watched her take of her clothes; slowly, she had no idea that my wife was there - looking at everything.

I thought to myself -

"Only 5 minutes, and I'll have them both."

Nuff said.
diamondlifestyle

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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 2:05 PM   in response to: mike4128 in response to: mike4128
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oh honey if you think that's porn you really have missed the boat :-)
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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 2:08 PM   in response to: mike4128 in response to: mike4128
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"I got into a shower with a tickler. I sure fixed his brisket!"
mike4128

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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 2:11 PM   in response to: sargeking in response to: sargeking
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Where you at?

Honey?

:).
mike4128

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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 2:15 PM   in response to: mike4128 in response to: mike4128
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50 shades of grey.

4 books in the top seller ranks.

In drama.

You know, I was listening to the radio the other day, and a guy was talking about buying this book at the bookstore. 50 shades of grey. "And she looked at me funny."

"My wife made me come here."

"Oh, that book.".

Softcore porn in the drama section - of kindle - Amazon.com? !!!!!!
thetimucuan

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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 2:16 PM   in response to: mike4128 in response to: mike4128
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You just might be one of those unlucky people. I knew a man once who opened a whorehouse. He was so unlucky people lost interest in sex and he went broke.
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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 2:18 PM   in response to: thetimucuan in response to: thetimucuan
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I know a dyslexic who opened a warehouse. Not the same thing at all ;-)
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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 2:21 PM   in response to: thetimucuan in response to: thetimucuan
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"A whorehouse."

Now, that's a thought.

Let me think about it, and I'll get back to you.

Okay?

:).
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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 3:25 PM   in response to: mike4128 in response to: mike4128
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The writers of porn are coming out of the woodworks.

Threatened by my observations; and recommendations.

But now they have other things to do.

And Amazon Kindle Team -

Has other things to do.

And think about.
paul105432

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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 3:28 PM   in response to: mike4128 in response to: mike4128
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Turning to writing porn?

Way ahead of you. I am close to completing a number of the planned volumes in my Pornograph Magic series, featuring my hirsute railway working hero, the Hairy Porter.

His adventures include:

Hairy Porter and the Philosopher's Bone
Hairy Porter and the Prisoner of Ass Kaboom!
Hairy Porter and the Gobble of Fire
Hairy Porter and the Organ of the Phoenix
robethpublishin...

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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 3:35 PM   in response to: mike4128 in response to: mike4128
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Oh pooh....50 Shades isn't porn.

Frankly, I consider books that give graphic detail on how to murder someone as porn.

But graphic sex? What is wrong with graphic sex? Way more fun than murder, IMO.

Smutty Bobbi
mike4128

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Posted: Jun 26, 2012 3:37 PM   in response to: paul105432 in response to: paul105432
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Stop making me laugh!!!

Dammit!.

I'm mad as hell,

And i'm not gonna take it anymore!.

That was a good movie.

I suppose it started as a book.

Sex.

Sex sells.

It always does.

What Kindle wants -

Kindle gets.

But they must decide to categorize - properly.
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